Saturday, August 19, 2006

SoaP the review!

It was a sweet story of innocence and discovery. A Heart felt coming of age story... wait a minute. Hell NO! It was snakes! Snakes on a plane! It's that simple and that wonderful. Imagine deadly snakes loose on an airplane full of passengers. Set out to get one guy. A guy that we really don't care about who's an FBI witness to some other guy that we don't care about, who murdered another guy we don't care about. Nope, not in the slightest. All we care about are those SNAKES! You might think it would be easier to put a bomb on that plane or maybe just shoot the guy or poison his food or something... but no! A collection of venomous snakes from all over the world and pheromone laced Hawaiian leis made much more sense. He'll never survive Snakes on a Plane!

Although I enjoyed the film greatly, I was surprised by how seriously it took itself. I thought it would be like Tremors, Arachnophobia or Army of Darkness but it didn't push the humor like those movies. Most of the laugh-out-loud parts were due to the incredibly cheesy lines they gave Samuel L. Jackson. Otherwise, it had every piece of the formula to be Oscar worthy... snake biting nipple, snake biting penis, snake biting eyeball, snake eating person whole, and gratuitous sex.

I give this movie 2 Karate chops and a Kung Fu kick.


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